Sunday, December 4, 2011

Charice Live in Mandalay Bay

There are many reasons this girl is amazing. Yes, her voice is black belt and totally schools Celine, Whitney, Beyonce, and Mariah combined. She's also a kickass beatboxer and does some first-rate impressions. She has style, she has class. But most importantly, Charice is just raw. So if this does not, at the very least, give you the chills...

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Aubrey Plaza in Lula Magazine

"I just love the idea of playing a magical bad-ass witch...a super-confident kind of femme fatale character. Like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction!"

I am loving this old Hollywood chic that Plaza has going on lately. 
She looks like a classy, savvy woman. Definitely femme fatale.
Full interview here.
   
HAIR: David Gardner at SoloArtists
MAKE-UP: Mai Quynh at Starworks Artists
PHOTOGRAPHY: Damon Heath
STYLING: Aya T. Kanai
All Clothes: Marc Jacobs, Glasses: Chloe Sevigny For Opening Ceremony

Dress: Karen Walker, Cardigan: Juicy Couture, Shoes: Aldo

Dress: Phillip Lim, Necklace: Janis Savitt, Boots: Laurence Dacade

Jacket: Ksubi, Dress: Catherine Malandrino, Shoes: Aldo

Dress: Marni, Boots: Laurence Dacade

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Giant Ass Cookie

Today I made a giant ass chocolate chip peanut butter cookie. It was amazing. So amazing that I only got a photo of it before it went into the oven, not after. It's kind of like a pudding when it's warm, but it's even better when you put it in the fridge for a few hours.

1/2 cup coconut sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 1/2 cups peanut butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla 
1 cup plus 1 Tbsp. flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
lots of chocolate chips

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!

And now, in honor of the gutsy Wall Street protesters, something slightly subversive in tone and mood...a poem by Lawrence Ferlinghetti.

I Am Waiting
By LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI

I am waiting for my case to come up   
and I am waiting
for a rebirth of wonder
and I am waiting for someone
to really discover America
and wail
and I am waiting   
for the discovery
of a new symbolic western frontier   

and I am waiting   
for the American Eagle
to really spread its wings
and straighten up and fly right
and I am waiting
for the Age of Anxiety
to drop dead
and I am waiting
for the war to be fought
which will make the world safe
for anarchy
and I am waiting
for the final withering away
of all governments
and I am perpetually awaiting
a rebirth of wonder

I am waiting for the Second Coming   
and I am waiting
for a religious revival
to sweep thru the state of Arizona   
and I am waiting
for the Grapes of Wrath to be stored   
and I am waiting
for them to prove
that God is really American
and I am waiting
to see God on television
piped onto church altars
if only they can find   
the right channel   
to tune in on
and I am waiting
for the Last Supper to be served again
with a strange new appetizer
and I am perpetually awaiting
a rebirth of wonder

I am waiting for my number to be called
and I am waiting
for the Salvation Army to take over
and I am waiting
for the meek to be blessed
and inherit the earth   
without taxes
and I am waiting
for forests and animals
to reclaim the earth as theirs
and I am waiting
for a way to be devised
to destroy all nationalisms
without killing anybody
and I am waiting
for linnets and planets to fall like rain
and I am waiting for lovers and weepers
to lie down together again
in a new rebirth of wonder

I am waiting for the Great Divide to be crossed   
and I am anxiously waiting
for the secret of eternal life to be discovered   
by an obscure general practitioner
and I am waiting
for the storms of life
to be over
and I am waiting
to set sail for happiness
and I am waiting
for a reconstructed Mayflower
to reach America
with its picture story and tv rights
sold in advance to the natives
and I am waiting
for the lost music to sound again
in the Lost Continent
in a new rebirth of wonder

I am waiting for the day
that maketh all things clear
and I am awaiting retribution
for what America did   
to Tom Sawyer   
and I am waiting
for Alice in Wonderland
to retransmit to me
her total dream of innocence
and I am waiting
for Childe Roland to come
to the final darkest tower
and I am waiting   
for Aphrodite
to grow live arms
at a final disarmament conference
in a new rebirth of wonder

I am waiting
to get some intimations
of immortality
by recollecting my early childhood
and I am waiting
for the green mornings to come again   
youth’s dumb green fields come back again
and I am waiting
for some strains of unpremeditated art
to shake my typewriter
and I am waiting to write
the great indelible poem
and I am waiting
for the last long careless rapture
and I am perpetually waiting
for the fleeing lovers on the Grecian Urn   
to catch each other up at last
and embrace
and I am awaiting   
perpetually and forever
a renaissance of wonder

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Soul Pancake #12

Sometimes you hear a voice through the door calling you...This turning toward what you deeply love saves you. ~Rumi

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Soul Pancake #11

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun

Friday, November 11, 2011

HGI #1: Tortoise General Kitchenware

H.G.I. = Holiday Gift Ideas. I find that at the last minute I have trouble assembling a meaningful gift, so I like to keep my eyes peeled starting in November. Tortoise, a brand started by Taku and Keiko Shinomoto, has both an online store and a shop in Venice, CA. Their minimalist, artisanal products are handmade, handpicked, and imported from Japan. From utilitarian items like a rattan towel hanger or Yumiko Iihoshi ceramic mugs, to sweet little nothings like block-print fabric ducks and a quaint owl paperweight, each item on the website has a quaint little backstory to it.

Hario Buono Drip Kettle $65

  Iron Monkey Bottle Opener $36

Yanagi Birch Handle Cutlery $25-$29

Wappa Sake Cup $29


Mokusei Lamp $290

Welcome Soap $45

organic, exfoliating Silk Mitten $29 
(for babies!)  

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Glory of a Pumpkin Smoothie

Give it a whirl...
1/3 cup fresh pumpkin 
3/4 cup unsweetened almond milk
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 frozen banana
a few tablespoons honey or maple syrup


Sunday, November 6, 2011

Soul Pancake #10

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. ~G.K. Chesterton

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Post Hallow Blues

It is a tradition of mine to start contemplating Halloween costumes for the next Halloween the day after Halloween happens. I know, I know. If this puts too much cognitive stress on your hungover, sugar-addled brain, I don't blame you. However, if you are a fan of Scott Pilgrim (like me), there are very few reasons why this shouldn't brighten up even the most dreadful case of post-hallow blues: Adidas Superstars, Snorkel Parka, band shirt, Levis, wristbands (minus the yellow stripes), a Canadian haircut and oh yes, the power of self respect. You're going to need it. Now go eat a tuna melt or something and watch CSPAN.  (via thingsoganizedneatly)

Friday, October 21, 2011

Can I Be Blunt? with Aubrey Plaza

I know, too soon, too soon. But just read it.

1. You’ll never know more about Judy Garland than I do. I have been obsessed since I was 10. And, no, not “Dorothy” Judy. I’m talking “1960s-singing-her-heart-out-at-the-fucking-Palace” Judy. Duh.
2. I don’t know what I would do without you. I definitely wouldn’t know about Manhunt, anal fissures, or where to get the best guacamole. 
3. Why is my Joy Behar impersonation the only one you ever ask me to do? (I know it’s good. Shut up.)
4. Stop trying to make me wear those quilted brown leather Phillip Lim hot pants. I’m scared, and you know it.
5. I wish you had real periods so we could eat chocolate Rice Dream and watch Hocus Pocus together.
6. Thank you for giving me the courage to finally have my vagina waxed. And thank you for being gentle.
7. Please let me have your babies. Even though I am a washed-up sea hag, my womb is young and clean and in really good shape. Please.
8. Can we open up a store together where we talk people out of buying things and then make them come to our dinner parties?
9. No more dressing like a slutty sailor.
10. Remember when we got stoned and saw The Blind Side twice in a row by accident? Let’s not do that again.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Men In Sweaters

Ladies, what is it about a man in a sweater? Look at any magazine and you will find a plethora of slick-haired women glistening with Estee Lauder essential oils and swathed in a floaty strips of cashmere, but every so often (as you will see), someone has the fine idea of putting a man in a sweater. And not just any sweater. A soft, fluffy, fleecy, downy sweater, preferably form-fitting with maybe a seductive zipper. It isn't rocket science, so why hasn't it been done more often? Men look good in sweaters: vests, shawls, wraps, cardigans, you name it. All they need are the essential oils.







Monday, October 17, 2011

Halloween: Fierce Like Martha

I never thought I'd say this, but seriously, Martha Stewart is fierce. Sure, her fondness for color-coding can be a tad constipated and, yes, she was once "indicted by the government," but guys, that was, like, once if you recall! What really matters is that Martha knows exactly how to throw together a kickass Halloween costume, and to top it off, she can do it in ten minutes, tops. Rose gardens, bird's nests, and beehives are all pretty damn nifty, but personally I think the Medusa hairdo is perfect for my scary-not-sexy policy. Snakes? Yes. Grecian hairdo? Yes. Icy blue shadow and an equally icy stare? Double Yes! Keep in mind that Martha's costume this year will blow everyone else's out of the water. Butterfly-winged lashes? Where can I get those?




Saturday, October 15, 2011

Fall Baking Adventures

1. PB&J bars (Barefoot Contessa) 
Made with organic PB and Bonne Maman raspberry preserves.
 2. Blueberry Lemon Muffins (Barefoot Contessa) 
fresh blueberries, fresh lemons, not out of a mix = so much tastier.
 3. Vegan Chocolate Cupcake (Sketch-free Vegan Eating)  
You would never know the frosting is made with avocados. Shh... 
  4. Black Sesame Lemon Cookie (Martha Stewart)  
It's like a lemon poppyseed cookie, but with crunchy black sesame seeds.
  5. Chocolate Hazelnut Torte (Smitten Kitchen)  
If you like Nutella, you'll like this cake. Period.  

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Soul Pancake #9

We must remain as close to the flowers, the grass, and the butterflies as the child is who is not yet so much taller than they are. We adults, on the other hand, have outgrown them and have to lower ourselves to stoop down to them. It seems to me that the grass hates us when we confess our love for it. Whoever would partake of all good things must understand how to be small at times. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Monday, October 3, 2011

Soul Pancake #8

Sadness is easier because it's surrender. I say make time to dance alone, with one hand waving free. ~from Elizabethtown

Sunday, October 2, 2011

The Works of Ed Ruscha

There was an article last week in the LA Times featuring Ed Ruscha, and I felt like I had to share some of his work, since I find pop art so idyllic and comforting. It's like entering a strange, silent world of soft, inky shadows. Very beautiful.